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African Christmas Decorations |
This is the first
Christmas in my lifetime that I will spend without my darling sister Barbara.
She was a funny, nosey,
homely, busy body, with an amazing sense of humour who wanted to be everyone’s
Mum and to solve their problems. She died earlier this year and I am still
reeling.
But I write not to
dwell on my loss but to tell you of just one of the funniest stories she left
me with and there are oh so many!
This one is happened at Christmas so is rather
poignant.
The Lodge I used to run was fully
booked out with most of our guests arriving from the Continent.
As is a common continental European tradition, we would have a very
formal dinner on Christmas Eve, followed by a more casual affair on Christmas Day - bearing
in mind that at Christmas in South Africa the day time temperature is usually around 35 degrees and roast turkey and Christmas pud may
be a little heavy. For this reason I would prepare a Christmas Day buffet and we would relax together with the guests including my sister and husband.
Being the busy body
that she was, my sister wanted to know more about the guests. I gave her their
names and nationality and told her that one room was booked out for two guys. As I was unsure of their relationship I decided to put them in ‘The Family Room’ as this had
two beds!
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Butterfly Christmas Tree at the Lodge |
As I carried the dishes to the table, I watched with delight as my poor sister squirmed with curiosity as she was under strict instructions not to ask guests personal
questions.
One of the two guys came
from Hong Kong where I had also lived for a short while so the conversation was
flowing easily. His "friend" was the biggest man I have ever seen and came
from Austria. He was sitting next to my sister who, by this time, was twiddling her fingers and casting side long glances to see if I was watching her.
“So, are you married?”
I hear her say with my radar.
"No" says the perfect gentleman from Austria.
“Oh, really? Is your friend married?”
“No”
“ Do you have children, either of you?” Now I know she is on a roll.
At
this point I decide enough is enough and ask my sister 'to help me in the
kitchen'.
“What are you doing!” I ask her. She hung her head and eventually asks if the guys are gay.
“I have no idea as it is not a question on the booking form!" I snapped "so please don’t interrogate the guests".
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Lodge Table Decorations |
Feeling the air
is cleared we both return to the veranda and our guests. Barbara returns to the
Austrian guy and apologises saying "I am not allowed to ask you too many
questions- so are you gay?"
There was a deadly silence
which exploded with the deepest belly laugh I have ever heard from the amazingly
tolerant Austrian.
He came back the following year with his girlfriend and
asked where is friend Barbara was.