Have you ever noticed how stressful situations bring out the extremes of
personalities?
Strangers, friends, family and all, let us say the best and the
worst! Here is a little story of just
such extremes:
It is two days before Christmas and it has been an amazingly hot and dry
summer (yes I did say summer as I live in South Africa) and I am having a leisurely cuppa with my sister sitting around the pool - the calm
before the storm!
The lodge
we owned and ran was booked out from Boxing Day onwards for the next ten days.
"What is that mist over there?" My sister enquires. "That is not mist that
is fire!" We call the fire brigade who assure us they are aware and "everything
is under control anyway it is miles from you".
Boxing Day morning arrives and four of our first guests are due to arrive. Two
are from Germany and two from Johannesburg who we must pick up from the
airport. I am faffing around with pretty decorations and arranging the table
for the evening meal. Then I see it out of the dining room window - the "mist" is
back. This time it is just the other side of the swimming pool!! I phone my
husband in town who phones the Fire Brigade who tell him “sorry all of the
engines are out as the Wilderness is on fire”.
Two trucks turn up with water
tanks on their rear to fight a fire which is now surrounding the two sides of
the property. I phone my sister who arrives hysterical - not such a good idea
with hindsight, with her usually comically funny husband who is now speechless.
The staff are busy throwing buckets of water from the pool to the
surrounding area. The rest of us are running around like crazy with hose pipes.
The pine trees are exploding as they do and firing gooey fireworks everywhere.
Guests are still at the airport, so I phone and explain that they must hire a
car which we will pay for and I will find them other accommodation.
Half an hour later a car pulls up the drive, the first of the
guests. Running across the lawn and
oblivious of my appearance I greet them. The woman looked beautiful in a long
summer dress and the husband equally elegant. I apologise and ask a member of staff to
take them to the bar make them some tea and I will be back in a moment.
By now we
are surrounded as the fire is behind the cottages, in front of the lodge, beyond
the pool and it is snowing ash and sticky bombs!!
The second couple turn up and once again I run to explain and apologise.
The German lady says “I am so disappointed I wanted to sit around the pool and
look at the view”. Deep breath, “well you have a drink” I say “and then decide
what you would like to do”.
Now I am missing the other two guests from the bar,
through the window I see the beautiful lady with her dress hitched up and a
hose pipe in her hand along with her partner keeping the fire at bay from the
Koi Pond! Oh my god could this get any worse? Apparently! A siren comes up the
drive; thank goodness, the fire brigade? No, a traffic cop who has come to tell
me that I must vacate the property by order of the Traffic Department as we are in danger- really? Deep breath, “I have 16 Marmoset monkeys, 3 dogs and so far 4 guests - what do you suggest I do with them? Go away or be
useful" is the polite version - he went away.
In the meantime my sister has put
the valuables into the car ready for when we do ultimately have to do a runner.
The Germans are fighting it out in their room and the elegant couple are having
a glass of wine in reception and thanks to Mr Dundee and my brother in law,
staff and a few fire fighters things are a little more under control. My gallant guest offers me a glass of wine
and asks "have you looked in the mirror recently?"
My face was black and streaked with tears, my hair full of ash and my
white T shirt full of holes and globs of goo.
The outcome? The Germans left, the elegant guests stayed for 10 days and laughed
about it , the fire continued at bay for 3 days. Monkeys
survived, dogs came out of hiding and we all lived to tell the tale. Isn’t life
wonderful?
Linda xxx
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